From: facility custodian (email redacted) To: email@example.com I haven't heard from you in a while, are you okay?
people keep sending me the same lame emails. “hey the internet’s going to be all new and stuff.” “hey your modem sucks lol” “hey how can you stand playing crappy 90s games” yeah ok i fuckin get it. i’m bored with it dude, it’s like a one-note joke someone tried to see how far they could stretch or something. whatevs, don’t care, later